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hallowsnothorcruxs:

lol frands

that-guy-from-the-thing:

ronnies-corner:

breadmaakesyoufat:

starfreezer:

Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students

STOP DIS RIGHT NOW

first of all, fuck you

Thanks Satan.

July 19 with 143,159 notes

officialachievementhunter:

calling your friends like

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life-is-paiin:


psychotic-torture:

Sad black and white blog

Everybody

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

July 19 with 207,494 notes
ourtroylerinfinityy:

you’re not the only one…

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????
July 19 with 155,271 notes

reattachment:

If we’re texting and I’m actually responding quickly and you’re not then it’s 99.9% guaranteed I won’t reply back for weeks

July 19 with 20,036 notes

googlearths:

GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW

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JESSE, JESSE PICK UP THE PHONE
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eatingisfab:

The debate in my head everytime i wake up
“get up and exercise’
“nah, go back to sleep”

July 19 with 46,487 notes