you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*
call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones
*seductively whispering in your ear* ooh yeah baby you know what really turns me on? boys with big, fat, VOCABULARIES BECAUSE EDUCATION IS HELLA IMPORTANT HAHA AM I RIGHT LADIES