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What is an “instant” death anyway? How long is an instant? Is it one second? Ten? The pain of those seconds must have been awful as her heart burst and her lungs collapsed and there was no air and no blood to her brain and only raw panic. What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I doubt that an instant of blinding pain feels particularly instantaneous.
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tactical-facepalm:

Heavy breathing…http://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

August 1 with 226,009 notes

oldmanspooky:

timelordshavetwohearts:

leupagus:

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS

"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*

August 1 with 506,366 notes

cokeflow:

call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones

August 1 with 199,025 notes
its not that hard to get a job
posted on August 1,118,139 notes

helen-bottom-farter:

*seductively whispering in your ear* ooh yeah baby you know what really turns me on? boys with big, fat, VOCABULARIES BECAUSE EDUCATION IS HELLA IMPORTANT HAHA AM I RIGHT LADIES

August 1 with 874 notes