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my-name-is-mateja:

You had me at ‘I hate everyone’

September 1 with 28,705 notes

tsunderetaker:

tsunderetaker:

tsunderetaker:

tsunderetaker:

staff

Starting September 1st, we will be banning all blogs containing anime in accordance to the new Japanese piracy laws. We apologize for any problems this might cause.

Signal boost!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.

Yes.

Guys, it’s really happening. All the anime torrent websites like nyaa are down. I wouldn’t doubt Tumblr is next. Signal boost!

September 1 with 133 notes

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

September 1 with 386,036 notes

myarmsareridiculous:

me when straight girls

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September 1 with 25,583 notes

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
September 1 with 88,631 notes

jordieham:

i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away

September 1 with 46,921 notes
My life isn’t theories and formulae. It’s part instinct, part common sense. Logic is as good a word as any, and I’ve absorbed what logic I have from everything and everyone… from my mother, from training as a ballet dancer, from Vogue magazine, from the laws of life and health and nature.
posted on September 1,431 notes

thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

September 1 with 112,637 notes

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

September 1 with 880,104 notes

seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

September 1 with 148,006 notes
insert-ideal-url-here:

digieggofbooty:

cowgirltits:

daunt:

bro-bots:

fabledquill:

this is
the cutest thing ever

it would be cuter if i could pronounce it
where are the vowels

what do the welsh do with vowels? D:

They gave them to Hawaii.

Alright you wanna know what?
Welsh language is RIDICULOUS
We don’t even have the fucking letter X. Half our words are just the english word misspelled.
Taxi? No no you mean tacsi.
Ambulance? Wrong it’s ambiwlans.
The other half of our words are just ridiculous.
Computer is fucking cyfriddiadur. Try and fucking say that i dare you and i promise you’ll say it wrong because Welsh is fucking ridiculous.
You know the letter d? Yeah we have that. But we also have the letter dd.
D AND DD ARE TWO SEPARATE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCK
AND FUCKING NUMBERS OH MY GOD
1 is un
2 is dau
3 is fucking tri what are we irish?
4 is pedwar
5 is pump. Pronounced pimp ffs
6 is fucking chwech what the fuck
7 is saith
8 is wyth what the fuck
9 is naw
10 is deg
WANN KNOW WHAT 11 IS?
FUCKING UN DEG UN
IT FUCKING TRANSLATES TO ONE TEN ONE
20 IS DAU DEG WHICH IS TWO TEN
21 IS DAU DEG UN WHICH IS TWO TEN ONE
And fucking colours man
fucking colours
Pink is just pinc
WHITE IS FUCKING BLANC
DONT FUCKING TRUST THE WELSH WE’LL CONFUSE YOU WITH OUR LANGUAGE AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOURE DISTRACTED

AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOU’RE DISTRACTED.
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